whatever

hijerking:

me talking about myself:

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me talking about that very cute dog I saw this morning:

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akaashie:

when something stressful comes up

staggot:

if you ever say tardis or something like that to me I will beat you in the face and ass

sobeitjayt:

All im saying is we both got $2 if we put it together we can get a 4 for 4 from Wendy’s and split it

shaollinfantastic:

me: ok i’m gonna shut up about this now

me 5 mins later:

caralarm-bicycles:

sure when Aphrodite lies around naked in a giant clam shell she’s a “goddess” but when I do it I’m “drunk” and “no longer welcome at the aquarium”